Big One

First, and most important news: I am now an uncle twice over! My brother and his wife welcomed an enormous baby into the world on March 24th. This brick shithouse weighed in at over 10 pounds. Needless to say my brother is already pumped about his son’s future pro wrestling career what with, in his words, “fists like soup cans”. I can’t wait to meet this guy, and I figure with some encouragement he’ll be able to take his dad in a few short years.




His name is Jackson. Unsurprisingly, being related to me, he’s a beaut!